Play the Abu Dhabi F1 drinking game!

"Simplify, then add beer" (jeffoh) 11/03/2013 at 02:43 • Filed to: Formula 1, drinking

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I know there are a few Foruma 1 drinking games out there, but I thought I'd create something more up to date and less to do with catchphrases.

So, load up your beverage of choice (mine is a Sailor Jerry & Coke Zero), and take one sip every time:

Any car drives outside the lines in the final turn

Any time Hamilton complains about the car, his helmet, or another driver

Something on Webber's car fails

Someone from Caterham crashes into Marussia (or vice versa)

The camera lingers on Adrian Sutil's girlfriend just long enough to be awkward

Ted gets cut off by a Team Radio

Kimi says something rude over the radio

Feel free to add some other suggestions in the comments.

The man in the iron mask > Simplify, then add beer 11/03/2013 at 02:58

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These fit in here

Squid > The man in the iron mask 11/03/2013 at 03:03

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But no booze for the winners circle at this race. . .

Simplify, then add beer > Squid 11/03/2013 at 03:09

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Correct. No wonder Kimi was late arriving.

Simplify, then add beer > Simplify, then add beer 11/04/2013 at 06:46

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So I'm watching the replay tonight with some Johnny Walker Black. Between laps 22 and 26 alone:

Final corner over-run - this bottle is only 1l, so I'm removing this rule.

Hamilton "I don't know what is wrong with this car"

Webber - you're letting me down and making me happy by doing so

Caterham almost crashed into Caterham

Long shot of Sutil's girlfriend, this time being sad.

Ted got cut off by the team radio

Kimi said something rude, but it was to an airline hostie on his flight home.